To me: A pivotal point in our great Nation’s history.
To my Dad: A football game.
The Ducks of Oregon matched against the Beavers of Oregon State. A battle of prey. Amphibious fowl vs. amphibious mammal.
Sounds absolutely enthralling.
It seems I will be forced to watch this event whether I like it or not, so I might as well choose a side. Since I’m so thrilled to be wearing a jumpsuit with ridiculous little duckies all over it, I shall extend my enthusiasm about said ensemble to this sporting event. I’m taking the Ducks. Also, I know my cousin Nathan is a big fan of the Ducks and my grandfather once lived in Eugene, so I shall raise my bottle and will this team to victory.
Then I will crap myself.
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Yes, and while living in Eugene your Grandad attended the University of Amphibious Fowls. Although our roots are southern we will temporarily re-root and root for the mighty mallards in the BCS. Go Ducks.
Plus, the movie Animal House was filmed there. Reason enough for anyone to be a Duck fan.