You know, this kid from Family Guy? He’s quite angry and insecure. He’s probably hurting inside. There’s issues in that balding football he calls a head.
My Dad likes that show. I find it puerile at best. South Park is more my
style. Refined. Sophisticated.
Being Canadian notwithstanding, Ike Broflovski from South Park is someone I can totally relate to. He too is adopted. I’d hang out with Ike any day of the week.
I wouldn’t let Stewie carry my jock.
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Liam, might as well tell you now that it’s really not polite to talk about someone’s jock.
Old McDonald had a jock, E. I. E. I. Jock.
And on that jock he had a jock, E. I. E. I. Jock.
With a jock jock here, and a jock jock there,
Here a jock, there a jock, everywhere a jock jock.
Old McDonald had a jock, E. I. E. I. Jock.
Mother Dear, I might as well tell you now that I plan on being disobedient.