The decorated tree in my living room has made me realize a few things…

1. Conifers seem to have a magnetic power that attracts gifts to them.
2. I may pursue a career in forestry.
3. I like sparkly.

I’m sure that later in life, my penchant for sparkly will evolve into an affinity for bass boats and engine chrome. As opposed to say… sequins.

Unless forest rangers get to wear sparkly green sport coats…