2 thoughts on “I wish I knew how to quit you.

  1. Dear Liam, thank you for introducing yourself and welcome to life on Earth. It’s not too bad as long as you manage to hoist yourself upon the right people. Knowing your parents I can say you got it half right. I look forward to corresponding with you and hearing of your many pooping, peeing, farting and barfing adventures. Please say hello to your mother for us (you can just smile and wave) and go ahead and pee on your dads head for us. He really likes it. And congratulations about your non-stinky poop. Once your bowels mature maybe you will have wipeless poops like me. Your friend Dirk.

  2. Dirk,

    Thank you for your introduction.

    My Father has spoken highly of a man named Dirk. Since Dad is a Spurs fan, I know he wasn’t talking about that German guy in Dallas.

    Actually, I think I heard your name mentioned while watching the film I speak of in this very post. Mere coincidence, I’m sure.

    Although your trick sounds spectacular, I plan to have Dad cleanse my hind side clear through my adulthood. Also, I’m way ahead of you on “showering” Father with love.

    Waaaaay ahead of you.

    Your friend Liam.

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