Occasionally, I will be placed onto a square mat that sits on the ground. I like to think of it as my own personal boxing rink.

There are two arches that stretch from corner to corner, and from these arches hang various items to keep me occupied and distracted as I lie there on my back.

There’s a monkey that I will bat at and a tropical bird that I will sometimes clutch and squeeze the life out of. But my favorite thing is a purple elephant. I like to punch the tar out of it. Right hooks, left hooks, jabs, combos, wind-ups… if there’s a type of punch, I’ve administered it to this poor pachyderm.

When I grow up, I going to be a professional elephant puncher.