I like to kick my legs about. I call it a natural reflex. Or karate practice. Dad calls it Restless Leg Syndrome, or RLS.

Just to be safe, I Googled it and found that there are some side effects to the treatment of RLS. These are just a few:

• Vomiting (No big change there)
• Difficulty concentrating (Um, yeah. I’m a baby)
• Gas (Check)
• Urgent need to urinate (Yep)
• Drowsiness (Way ahead of you)
• Weakness (I’ll go to the gym tomorrow)
• Swelling of hands, arms, feet, ankles or legs (Done, done, done, and done)
• Difficulty maintaining an erection (Not sure what this means)

I’ve come to the conclusion that my entire life is a series of side effects.

And I’m cool with that.