A lot has happened since my last entry. And I’ve aged quite nicely. New pics to come soon.

Here’s a quick recap of the last few weeks:

– I’ve mastered the xylophone.
– I’ve improved the effectiveness of my right hook by 42%.
– I dropped out of clown college.
– I wrestled a grizzly bear. (pic coming soon.)
– I competed in some Scottish Highland games.
– Earned an honorary doctorate degree from Playskool.
– I got caught in the rain while enjoying a piña colada.
– I was visited by Grandma from Texas.
– I learned a few Jedi mind tricks.
– Declined a position as the fourth tenor.
– Rebuilt the transmission of an ’84 Trans Am.
– Invented the Human Baby Liam Trifecta: sleeping, eating and crapping at the same time.

I am the most interesting baby in the world. I don’t always drink formula, but when I do, I prefer the Target brand soy-based kind.

Stay thirsty my friends.

It’s often said that a steeple on a church or cathedral is an architectural attempt to get closer to the heavens.

When I slumber, I employ the same concept with my rump.

This weather is a buncha bull spit.

I need sun. I need to tan my guns. I need some Vitamin D up in here. I need to bake the cylinders of white dough that I call legs. I need to see lady babies in short pants. I need a nap.

Is there a way to put diapers on clouds?