I experienced my first, and hopefully last, hurricane yesterday.

I’m fine. My crib is fine. My toys are dry and my animated stories are still coming through on the electrical television machine.

Dad crapped himself though.

A new video is in the “Pictures That Move” section, and a new section called “Vacation” has been added. It has pictures of guess what?

When I find the person who put this puppy bucket on my dome, there will be fisticuffs. Fisticuffs I say!

What you cannot see in this photo is my six pack of abdominal awesomeness and my leopard skin, grape-smuggling Speed-O.

Your loss.