What’s wrong with this video? Lemme tell ya…

While the cinematography is absolutely stunning, the fact that it’s dang near May and I’m wearing fleece and a melon warmer is a buncha bull spit. That is what’s wrong. I may or may not have a sweet mohawk. But you’ll never know.

Had fun nonetheless.

This is a picture showing the Hand of God giving life to me.
It’s a metaphor. But it actually happened.

Enjoy this picture again, along with other things I don’t put on the blog, here.

Since I was born in Philly “The ill-a-delph” PA, I am a Flyers fan. It’s state law. Dad roots for the Bruins of Boston, but that’s the least of his problems. I love the orange crush of my homeland, and I’m excited for Lord Stanley’s play-offs. Especially since my boys are playing the extremely talented and incredibly doofy Pittsburg Penguins. Birds that can’t fly.

Weak.

And how do I prepare for a Flyers game? I go to the playground and eat mulch, throw dirt and make tough guy faces – just like any other Philly fan.

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I had a fine time in Texas, but it’s good to be back in the states.