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- I shall slay any and all aquatic life.
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- All of this sand needs to be moved.
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- These are my best clammin’ socks.
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- Cwabs in d’ocean.
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- Been workin’ on this beach bod for minutes.
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- The total package.
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- Holiday or not, I still gotta check my stocks.
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- Do my legs seem abnormally hairy?
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- Best way to catch clams is with a fishing pole. Duh.
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- A profile that looks chiseled. From marshmallow.
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- Come at me bro, Come at me.
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- You can run, sun, but you can’t hide.
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