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Monthly Archives: November 2013
One from the Archives.
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I have lots of girlfriends these days.
And if you happen to be one of them, I only have eyes for you.
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- Cuddling on the kitchen floor. Always a classy move.
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- Hat room officially decimated.
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- I have my Sleep Number set to “maple.”
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- When I have lice, everyone has lice!
Greatest Hits Vol. 2
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- Lobstering
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- This big. It was this big.
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- Not totally sure about this polygamous ceremony.
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- A quick swim in my favorite mud puddle.
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- A tube of some sort.
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- Hmmmm…..
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- Thinkin’ about ditching Dad on this ride.
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- Dirt is better with water in it.
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- Hat + Backdrop = Monkey cheddar.
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- Fill my noodle port with noodles.
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- What.
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- This rock needs to be moved.
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- Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids….
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- Me and my new wives.
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- They bathe me in leaves.
November 12.
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It was three years ago tonight that a couple of slack-jawed strangers plucked me, sight unseen, out of a foster home in suburban Philadelphia. I’m far too young to understand the gravity of that. Someday though.
Punkins.
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- What’s this? Jus’ kiddin’. I’ve stolen like 84 tractors. I know what they are.
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- Come at me, bro. Come at me.
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- Nice horsey.
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- Hitting the “O” in “E-I-E-I-O.”
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- Four on the floor.
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- Best haircut I’ll never get again.
Om nom nom.
Canada Tree Planting Day
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- I don’t mind the glasses, it’s the concept of safety that I take issue with.
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- Making freshly squeezed spruce juice.
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- This one.
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- For the ninth time – roots on the bottom. The bottom.
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- Gently pat the maple sapling, then come back in 20 years and drain it for all it’s worth.
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- Why are we saving the Canada planet and not the America one?
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- Ever heard the expression “in the weeds?”
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- In Quebec, we say “fromage” to the camera.
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- Bon jour. I like your helmet.
Vehicular maintenance.
Take a hike.
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- And with the power of the mind, I turned scat into chocolate.
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- What. In the. World…
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- This shall pierce the heart of a bear and/or werewolf quite nicely.
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- Am I smiling or farting?
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- Sod bless America.
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- Here Dad, have some “chocolate.”
!Feliz Cumpleaños!
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- Horns will indeed be hooked.
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- Stickers will indeed be stuck.
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- I’m happy, not mad. This is how I smile.
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- My name spelled backwards is “mail.” I just realized this.
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- Always surrounded by the ladies.
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- I heard that, Dad.
One from the archives.
It’s raining outside.
But the sun is always shining in my world.
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