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- ‘Merica.
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- I fell. But I’m ok.
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- I believe the youngsters call this a “selfie.” How original.
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- Speed-O’s? In Vermont. He must be from Quebec.
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- Hydrating Dad’s co-workers.
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- When a stranger throws you a free hot dog from the back of a moving truck, you gobble it down. Right, Matt?
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- Me & Gramma.
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- This isn’t my belly, it’s a fuel tank for awesomeness that runs on pork rinds.
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- Every kid has a proverbial Aunt Clara.
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- Not the first time I’ve had worms.
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- Swammin’ lessons.
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- Between two hundred ferns.
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- Accelerate out of the turn.
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- Ssslllerp.
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- Sliding and farting. It’s a skill that requires practice.
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