- I rake my own leaves. And cut my own bangs.
- Best. Family. Portrait. Ever.
- This is how it’s done.
- I pretty much live in a pillow fort.
- Rakin’ it in.
- Cats. They are the foundation of the internets.
- In my belly: cake. In Monka’s belly: George. And cake.
- In yo face.
- This is my friend, Duke. He will cut you up.
- Holy crap.
- I throw the kind of parties that require safety goggles.
- Mom’s picking blueberries. I’m picking flowers. Dad’s picking his nose.
- Mighty sheens.
- Cannonball!
- Come at me, bro. Come at me.














