About Human Baby Liam

My name is Liam. I am a baby. I like foreign films, Hemmingway, Johann Christian Bach and crapping myself.

Dearly Beloved,

Posted on October 30, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

You’re gonna wanna check back here frequently over the next few days. There will be something new everyday for the next week. So clear your schedules, cancel all appointments and plan accordingly. In the meantime, here’s me jumping in a mud puddle.

I have a love/hate thing with the car wash.

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

We opted for the super deluxe with clear coat, so this is kinda long…

This one is for Grampa.

Posted on September 19, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

Dad’s Dad. One of the greatest right-handed guitarists of all time. Then there’s Jimi and me…

Flight risk.

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

Am I the only one that finds humor in being added to the TSA’s watch list?

Lerning at skule.

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

I could see the pride in Dad’s eyes today when he picked me up and heard the teacher say “Liam put his face in a mud puddle.”

The Maine event.

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: I shall slay any and all aquatic life.

: All of this sand needs to be moved.

: These are my best clammin’ socks.

: Cwabs in d’ocean.

: Been workin’ on this beach bod for minutes.

: The total package.

: Holiday or not, I still gotta check my stocks.

: Do my legs seem abnormally hairy?

: Best way to catch clams is with a fishing pole. Duh.

: A profile that looks chiseled. From marshmallow.

: Come at me bro, Come at me.

: You can run, sun, but you can’t hide.

Who’s a gummy bear? I’ll tell who’s a gummy bear.

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

In this unedited clip, you will see my signature “White Man’s Overbite” dance move on several occasion. I may not have invented it, I just perfected it.