About Human Baby Liam

My name is Liam. I am a baby. I like foreign films, Hemmingway, Johann Christian Bach and crapping myself.

You can have your big city.

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: Tractors. I have an affinity.

: See my previous statement.

: These tiger mits are great for lumber jackin’.

: Man vs Machine.

: Liam + logs + mud + farm equipment = endorphin ‘splosion.

: I like my logs in pile form.

: Lift with your legs. Chew with your teeth. Move with your mind.

: This must be the woodshed Dad keeps promising to take me to.

: Come at me, bro. Come at me.

: This is a good widdlin’ stick.

: When I’m lifting logs, the sun is always shining.

: I almost got a hyena.

: I could do this for hours.

: Sticks and stones will break your bones. Remember that.

: I named him Mr. Piccata, Mr. Veal Piccata.

Chomp.

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

A fine day for a parade.

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

The Wiggles.

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

Medical condition, or mesmerizing tv show?

Turns out, both.

Greatest Hits.

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: What about the shirt don’t you understand?

: Mmm… toppings.

: Come at me, bro. Come at me.

: Wanna start some static?

: What is this, some sort of tube?

: This sled hill is always too crowded.

: Punkins.

: I always travel lower middle class.

: Watchin’ my stories.

: Not yet seeing the benefit of this.

: Snow. It can’t stop me.

: What.

: Come with me to the glue factory.

: Trucks. Hell yes.

: The one eye.

: Presto! The beef heart has vanished.

: Heed the advice of the vehicle.

: Yak blood flows through these veins.

: With or without his specs, I’m still more literate than Dad.

: I read faster without britches.

: “Keep your feet off the furniture.” Riight.

To all my peeps.

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

Happy Ballumtimes

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

OUT: Hair brushes.

IN: Interactive activewear.

I didn’t take my medicine.

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

So now I have bookworms.

So I met this girl…

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

Please stand by.

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Human Baby Liam

There hasn’t been any new awesomeness posted lately for a few reasons:

1. Dad is lazy.

2. Because of an out-of-control sealed cartridge bearing habit that needs to be fed, Dad has let the video feature on this blog expire and didn’t have the coin to re-up. He has recently sold a few counterfeit handbags on eBay, and now the video feature has been renewed.

So here: