I will send a $5 Bojangles gift certificate to anyone who can identify the track name, artist and album of music borrowed here…

If you recognize the image below as some sort of modified, musical disc artwork cover, you’ll probably enjoy The Album Album page. Link is above.

Starting January 1, 2012, my name will officially be spelled “L-lightning bolt-A-M.” Please make sure all hand-written correspondence reflects this change.

Thank you and Happy New Year.

It’s beginning to get cold here in Vermont, and I’m beginning to question my affinity towards stripy attire. Also, check out the new vids in Pictures that Move.

Also, there’s some new video in Pictures That Move section. I’ll try to keep that fresh with footage of me doing nothing special. Rachel Gage of Williston, VT was complaining about this Irene stuff and wanting to see pics of me. She obviously has no compassion, and there’s probably a wilted pistachio where her heart once was. But I must please my viewers with fresh content, so please check back soon.

While my toys stayed dry, my town got MC Hammered. Waterbury was among the hardest hit in the state and most residents and businesses that were wiped out do not have flood insurance.

To see what Irene did to Waterbury, click here.

I experienced my first, and hopefully last, hurricane yesterday.

I’m fine. My crib is fine. My toys are dry and my animated stories are still coming through on the electrical television machine.

Dad crapped himself though.

A new video is in the “Pictures That Move” section, and a new section called “Vacation” has been added. It has pictures of guess what?

When I find the person who put this puppy bucket on my dome, there will be fisticuffs. Fisticuffs I say!