Killa killa bee on the loose.
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Dearly Beloved,
You’re gonna wanna check back here frequently over the next few days. There will be something new everyday for the next week. So clear your schedules, cancel all appointments and plan accordingly. In the meantime, here’s me jumping in a mud puddle.
I have a love/hate thing with the car wash.
We opted for the super deluxe with clear coat, so this is kinda long…
This one is for Grampa.
Dad’s Dad. One of the greatest right-handed guitarists of all time. Then there’s Jimi and me…
Flight risk.
Lerning at skule.
The Maine event.
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- I shall slay any and all aquatic life.
- All of this sand needs to be moved.
- These are my best clammin’ socks.
- Cwabs in d’ocean.
- Been workin’ on this beach bod for minutes.
- The total package.
- Holiday or not, I still gotta check my stocks.
- Do my legs seem abnormally hairy?
- Best way to catch clams is with a fishing pole. Duh.
- A profile that looks chiseled. From marshmallow.
- Come at me bro, Come at me.
- You can run, sun, but you can’t hide.
Who’s a gummy bear? I’ll tell who’s a gummy bear.
In this unedited clip, you will see my signature “White Man’s Overbite” dance move on several occasion. I may not have invented it, I just perfected it.
Truck Day 2013
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- Let the grand theft auto begin.
- No. Way.
- Aggregate will be moved.
- What the heck?
- Biggest wedgie machine I’ve ever seen.
- I got a bologna sammich and nine juice boxes. Let’s go to Mexico.
- Beep. Beep. Beep.
- Fresh ink.
- Come at me, bro. Come at me.
More helmet advocacy.
Yes, I drink from a construction cone.
I did this on purpose.
The need for relative speed.
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- The open road. Wind in my jowels.
- The sign says “SLOW.” The sign lies.
- Check out my skull. The head badge is nice, too.
- I go faster when I make motorbike sounds.
- Lean in to the turn, accelerate out.
- See ya.
What’s the opposite of being allergic to peanuts?
The helmet protects me while endangering others.
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- I bet the neighbors would love a snail in their mailbox.
- Such a beautiful, delicate flower. I will destroy you.
- I can count to dirt.
- Call of the wild.
- Cargo pants . Good for carrying cargo.
- The dreaded nip slip. Embarrassing.



































