It’s a dangerous job.

May your bellies not be full of green beans.

Three things I Iike:
1. Jerry Jeff Walker
2. Stripey britches
3. Dancing that involves either and/or both of those.

Three things I dislike:
1. Shirts
2. Green beans
3. Shirts

As in thumbs down boo. For anyone hoping to see me all dolled up for Spooky Day and didn’t. Booooo.

But, you can see how fly I looked here

I think “South Carolina” should be spelled “Sow Kerlanna.” Just sayin’.

No biggie. Maybe it was closer to a yard or two…

I went to Thunder Road race track and fell in love. Then I met someone. And I aint talkin’ about this goofy auto parts huckster.

They aren’t as good as promised. Dehydrated pineapple, on the other hand, much better than I would have thunk.

A pool without water is like a pool without water.

Don’t let this throw you. This footage, or carnage as it were, is quite old. I think it was captured by a news crew back in the winter of 2012. If you’re uncomfortable with seeing the ruthless destruction of mankind’s creations, do yourself a favor and go back to pinning pictures of your precious Prada purse on your Pinterest page. (It’s called alliteration. Google it.)

I don’t mind it.