At first I was like: “Hey, let’s go start a drum circle and play hackey sack and not bathe while we twirl around to Phish songs and eat granola burgers. Man, I got the munchies.”
Then I was like: “Tennis, anyone?”
Amazing what that first haircut can do for a man.
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Dude!…You went from baja hoodie to Brooks Bros. & chinos in one cut. It will grow back. Keep your “The Dude Abides” T-shirt close by.
I will. Because this dude does, in fact, abide.